... and we are BACK! It has been a while since I have caught y'all up on anything going on in the Ochoa household and I figured this particular story was the right one to kick-start us off again.
So, Andrew turned 15 months on the 26th of April and I am not sure if that automatically flips a switch within toddlers brains to go from acting cute and silly to trantrums and squirmy. But here were are in the full throws of toddler-hood and he is everybit of that and more. His latest feat is to not be laid down to change his diaper. Nothing short of a head-lock is keeping this guy from flipping over.
So on Tuesday morning, after he was bored watching his shows on
Baby First TV (
sidenote: if you have Direct TV it is Channel 293, awesome station for little ones)
, he comes to find me in our bedroom as I finish fixing my face and getting the girls (Sophie and Lexi) off the bed. I see him come in the room as I am on the opposite side of the bed and he wanders in our bathroom for a brief second before I telling him to "come on" time to go to school. He follows me out and we walk to the spare bedroom to put the girls up. I try not to let him in the room as Lexi gets a little territorial in her kennel. I have learned that when you tell a toddler no and try to move them out of the way, a tantrum ensued. I picked him up, looked at the time (running late, of course) and then I smelt it. That smell that I always get when I have about 5 minutes to leave the house on time. Yup, you guessed it, POOP! Every. Single. Time I am about to leave the house, there it is. Really?! Sometimes, I get so lucky to actually get him almost in his seat when I smell it. I think he does this to spite me. It is just too coincidental.
Anyway, I carry him from the spare bedroom to his room, which is right next door, and proceed to lay him on his back to change his diaper. This does not go well. He starts to cry and kick me in the stomach as my stomach is perfect height to his feet. While this is happening and I am trying to calm this child down, I notice that this smell has completly gotten stronger, enough to where I am thinking he just completely poo'd his pants and it is just everywhere. That would have been the easy way out. I look down at his feet and to my utter dismay, his shoes are covered in dog poop!!! Not just barely stepped in or a little bit, but picture fresh mud .. now step in it. When it smushes on your shoe it covers your shoe, front back, sides, everywhere. This is the case with the poop. How this child managed to do this, I will completely be at a loss. I remove his shoes, look at the poop (yes, I have to look at it) and this poop has sunflower seeds and what looks like popcorn in it. WTH!? I am so confused at this point, but to make it worse, my blouse that I just put on has a perfectly nice smear of poop from where Andrew was kicking me, and from where I was carrying him, it was on my black pants. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? This has to happen right now?! Ugh! After about 10 minutes of panting, sweating and crying from both of us, I finally managed to change him, put new pants and shoes on him and send him on his way only to plow into the bathroom and find the closest wash cloth and soap to clean my pants. I had no time to change the pants, they had to endure my harsh scrubbing in order for me not to smell like a Port-O-Potty, but i was able to slip on a new blouse. I went searching through the house for the culprit but the only clue I could find were just his little steps leading from the hall to his bedroom. No big clumps or logs, just steps. Either way, we were clean, nasty shoes are in the garbage and we are off. I try to put this whole scenario away in the back of my head until I get to work, and look down at my feet. I have a huge spot of poop on the cuff of my pant. OF COURSE!! I will never win against this thing called POOP! Great start to Tuesday morning!